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Toilet humour – is there enough? 

Jun 2025

Martinborough School has a problem: a pan (toilet) tax that soaks its finances of $33,000 a year – imposed by South Wairarapa District Council for kids using the school’s 22 toilets connected to the town sewer system.

Is that a fair level of tax for a school with 250 students?

The school doesn’t think so. And has presented to the council on the matter.

So, do the math.

Some $33,000 in pan tax;

Some 250 students (plus teaching, admin, care-taking staff);

Some 195 days of school a year.

$33,000 divided by 195 = $169.00 a day;

Or, $33,000 divided by 250 kids = $132 a student/year.

Take the second option: $132.00 per student divided by 195 school days = $0.68 cents per child/per day;

Result, (at 3 toilet pan uses per child per six hour school day): $0.23 cents per use.

Whatever happened to spending “a penny?”

But does it add up to the school being seriously over-charged through pan tax?

And, who pays for toilet rolls, cleaners, cleaning chemicals, cleaning equipment, maintenance?

Is there a case for having Council review its pan tax charge on the school community? 

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