By JOHN ANSELL
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are!
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are!
Twinkle twinkle little Earth
Got your message, wracked with mirth!
What I am is far from small
One humungous fireball
No star twinkles quite like me
Not even Billy Connolly.
