There’s more that the Gold Card to look forward to as the years start to tick by. Consider for instance:
Your investment in health insurance is at last paying off.
Things you buy now will not wear out.
You no longer have to consider speed limits a challenge.
Your eyes probably won’t get much worse
Your secrets are safe with your friends – they won’t be able to remember them
Your joints are more accurate than the meteorologists at the Weather Office
People who phone after 9pm will apologise asking “did I wake you ?”
There’s nothing left to learn the hard way
Kidnappers are not interested in you
Nobody expects you to run anywhere
